Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die


Daniel Sloss’s comedy engages, offends and makes people uncomfortable, and it is utterly hilarious – all at the same time. In this book, Sloss lays out his views on just about every conceivable kind of relationship between two people – with lovers, ex-lovers, ex-lovers who you hate, ex-lovers who hate you, parents, best friends (male and female), not-best friends, children and siblings – and even entire countries. Every relationship gets the full, inimitable Sloss treatment as he explains why each one is fragile and ridiculous and awful – but, just maybe, also valuable and meaningful.

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This is the Pandora’s Box of self-help books.
– Conan O’Brien